Canadians are about to get marijuana beer!
We all know about Canada Dry. Welp, get ready for Canada High! That’s right folks! Marijuana beer
may become a thing in Canada!
And y’all know what that means! Folks down here in the U.S.of A will be able to buy blunt beer. Ha, blunt beer! That’s not a name of any marijuana beer, but y’all get the point.
The folks over at the CBC reported that with the help of a grant from the Ontario government a group of researchers and future young scientists attending Loyalist College in Belleville, Ontario, have gotten together with the company Providence Brands to test out a new non-alcoholic beer.
Loyalist Professor Kari Kramp spoke to the folks over at the CBC about the experiment.
The professor told the CBC folks that although she hasn’t tried out any of the marijuana beer, she’s heard from researchers that the beer has a “nutty” taste to it.
Sooo yeah, they’re going to have to fix that and try to get some vanilla, cherry, orange or another better tasting flavor to add to the beer in order to get folks to drink it.
Anything with nutty in it tends not to be so hot, even when it’s Mary Jane a person is smoking or drinking.
Mary Jane can only do so much. She can help you to feel good, see brighter colors, hear better, and heal you but she can’t get a nasty flavor out of your mouth.
Hopefully, the scientists will be able to use that superior intelligence of theirs to fix that nutty flavor that Mary Jane has when she’s in liquid form.
Now, I know there are plenty of you who are asking yourselves, “Yeah, yeah, yeah when and where can we buy this blunt beer?!”
The folks over in Canada are in the process of making marijuana legal, which they are expected to do by the end of this year.
Therefore, all of y’all Mary Jane lovers out there will be able to travel to our neighbors up North and buy some blunt beer.
Just keep in mind that y’all won’t be able to bring that blunt beer over here into the U.S. of A. Our federal government, especially with Jeff “Mr. Magoo” Sessions as head of the DOJ, don’t take too kindly to weed.
Mr. Magoo has let everybody know that if a federal agent catches a U.S. citizen with weed of any kind then that person is going to the pokey.
Because as far as Mr. Magoo is concerned, weed is the key the devil uses to get into your soul. That’s what Mr. Magoo believes.
Oh, before I forget, I have to let y’all know that although the folks in Canada don't mind folks having blunt beer, they aren’t so cool when it comes to folks having blunt candy.
The bill, C-45, that makes it legal for Canadians to buy marijuana excludes the purchase of marijuana in candy form.
Therefore, if you’re a U.S. citizen and you want to drink and or smoke marijuana, go to Canada.
If you're a Canadian and you want to eat marijuana, then come here to the U.S. of A where you can eat and smoke marijuana in at least the states of California and Colorado.
Blunt beer, I tell ya! I can’t wait to hear what folks think about that one!
And y’all know what that means! Folks down here in the U.S.of A will be able to buy blunt beer. Ha, blunt beer! That’s not a name of any marijuana beer, but y’all get the point.
The folks over at the CBC reported that with the help of a grant from the Ontario government a group of researchers and future young scientists attending Loyalist College in Belleville, Ontario, have gotten together with the company Providence Brands to test out a new non-alcoholic beer.
Loyalist Professor Kari Kramp spoke to the folks over at the CBC about the experiment.
The professor told the CBC folks that although she hasn’t tried out any of the marijuana beer, she’s heard from researchers that the beer has a “nutty” taste to it.
Sooo yeah, they’re going to have to fix that and try to get some vanilla, cherry, orange or another better tasting flavor to add to the beer in order to get folks to drink it.
Anything with nutty in it tends not to be so hot, even when it’s Mary Jane a person is smoking or drinking.
Mary Jane can only do so much. She can help you to feel good, see brighter colors, hear better, and heal you but she can’t get a nasty flavor out of your mouth.
Hopefully, the scientists will be able to use that superior intelligence of theirs to fix that nutty flavor that Mary Jane has when she’s in liquid form.
Now, I know there are plenty of you who are asking yourselves, “Yeah, yeah, yeah when and where can we buy this blunt beer?!”
The folks over in Canada are in the process of making marijuana legal, which they are expected to do by the end of this year.
Therefore, all of y’all Mary Jane lovers out there will be able to travel to our neighbors up North and buy some blunt beer.
Just keep in mind that y’all won’t be able to bring that blunt beer over here into the U.S. of A. Our federal government, especially with Jeff “Mr. Magoo” Sessions as head of the DOJ, don’t take too kindly to weed.
Mr. Magoo has let everybody know that if a federal agent catches a U.S. citizen with weed of any kind then that person is going to the pokey.
Because as far as Mr. Magoo is concerned, weed is the key the devil uses to get into your soul. That’s what Mr. Magoo believes.
Oh, before I forget, I have to let y’all know that although the folks in Canada don't mind folks having blunt beer, they aren’t so cool when it comes to folks having blunt candy.
The bill, C-45, that makes it legal for Canadians to buy marijuana excludes the purchase of marijuana in candy form.
Therefore, if you’re a U.S. citizen and you want to drink and or smoke marijuana, go to Canada.
If you're a Canadian and you want to eat marijuana, then come here to the U.S. of A where you can eat and smoke marijuana in at least the states of California and Colorado.
Blunt beer, I tell ya! I can’t wait to hear what folks think about that one!
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